Joan & Christian

A few things we’ve gleaned from recent experiences:

Don’t expect the plumber to be on time.
If you notice a crack in the porcelain, immediately call for repair. It will get bigger and the toilet will leak.
The presence of a relatively new furnace does not mean it’s a good furnace.
Buliding a fire is not as easy as […]

Jesus and Satan have a discussion about who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. 
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. […]

You just might get it. We found a little gift upon waking up one morning. We’re pretty sure it was Tybalt.
   

Discovered recently on our kitchen counters: mouse droppings. Ewwww. Also recently observed in the basement: a fast-moving, small furry thing. EEK! Our cats, you wonder? So. Not. Mousers. Too well fed, though I thought Tybalt might have taken an interest just for the sake of amusement. We turned up our noses at the thought of […]